freaking epic

this is joe biden's america

lars has a kinda J. G. quintel thing going on

There only seem to be controls listed for a gamepad. No idea how to updash or anything on a keyboard.

Not bad, although I'd maybe make the extra life dots a little rarer, as it's way too easy to just rack up a million extra lives and not need to worry about hitting anything. Also, sometimes the dots get hidden behind the 'Score' and 'Lives' meters.

Also, have you considered looking at the Newgrounds API for keeping track of users' high scores?

game's great and reminding me i really need to make my own windows parody at some point. my only complaint is i wish ruffle loaded shit faster

i want you to know i have put all of the tom fulp raps on my old ipod

oh hell yeah

based

perfect