hbag's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[3D CLOCK PISSING???]

this is truly one of the video games of all time

[Kill The Kingpin]

Neat concept, but the controls feel a little like trying to grab a soda can when your hand's fell asleep. Sure, you can do it, but it's /really fucking awkward/. Some options for music volume, etc would be nice, too.

[make a pizza peeparoni peezaaaa]

uploaded on the very day i order a pizza...
further evidence that zabujard is, in fact, the wretched creature living in my vents

[Put Bowsette in a blender to die]

god's work

[Ridiculous Text Adventures]

But I -do- love her!